So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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