Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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