Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there's paper in my vomit.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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