I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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