Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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