Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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