new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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