I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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