So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize