hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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