hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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