wat bout pragnant strippers??
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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