Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
