Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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