Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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