you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
