so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
my sisters under your porch take her home
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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