He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
MIDGETS
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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