It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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