evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she peed on how many people?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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