ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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