I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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