If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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