i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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