i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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