Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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