I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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