do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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