so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Randomize
