Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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