I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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