You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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