so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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