He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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