you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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