it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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