singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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