So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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