Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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