Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
