batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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