Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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