Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Welp...herpes.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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