ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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