i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Randomize
