Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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