Sry I called you an 8
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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