The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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