she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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