Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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