So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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