Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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